- When they asked you to roll up your shirt sleeve, you:
a. Felt overwhelming gratefulness and expressed thanks as you did just that.
b. Took one look at their mysteriously masked visage, set your Spotify to smooth jams and rolllllled itttt upppp sloowwwwllyyyyyy while offering to remove more. - When they told you that you might feel a pinch, you:
a. Said “Thank you for letting me know. Not dying is worth it.”
b. Mumbled with a tightened fist, “Cupid, you sneaky son of a bitch.” - When they touched you, you felt swelling in your:
a. Heart! For science!
b. Heart! And … IT’S BEEN A VERY LONG TIME, OKAY? - When they told you to relax your arm, you:
a. Did.
b. Only wanted more of their incredible bedside manner. - When they told you they’d gotten vaccinated and felt fine you:
a. Were so happy to know they were protected.
b. Wondered if they’d wanna schedule their first booster shot with you because, sure it’s a little soon, but this relationship is moving pretty fast. - When they signed your vaccination card you:
a. Smiled and thanked them.
b. Couldn’t believe you were even getting their autograph, honestly, they’re so out of your league. - When they asked you to go wait in the observation area you:
a. Did.
b. Hoped they’d wait for you too, but something else must have come up. #MissedConnections - When it was time to take off your Band-Aid you:
a. Disposed of it in the nearest trash can.
b. Removed it and put it in a scrapbook covered in heart stickers next to the vaccination card autograph, but like in a biohazard bag so it’s totally fine.
RESULTS
Mostly A’s: You’re a grateful member of society #ThankYouScience
Mostly B’s: Experiencing a mere love transference that originated with thousands of scientists, vaccination trial participants and vaccine site volunteers who are liberating you to safely find someone else to actually love in person two weeks after your second shot. #ThankYouNext
