Mike Gallardo of Lake City spent all six hours of his friend’s Christmas holiday party asserting that every film featuring Bruce Willis is a Christmas movie.
“Look Who’s Talking — unplanned pregnancy? Hello! Christmas movie,” Gallardo said, pausing for someone to either validate or debate him on it.
As guests continued sipping on spiked eggnog and catching up with friends, Gallardo found one way after another to change conversation topics to Christmas movies that are allegedly also Bruce Willis films.
“Mike insisted The Sixth Sense is a Christmas movie and would not listen to any other argument at all,” said party guest, Anne Lee. “Seeing dead people has nothing to do with Christmas — save it for Easter, dude!”
“If Bruce Willis is in it, it’s a Christmas movie” Mr. Gallardo tweeted out and muttered to himself before wrapping up his night alone at home to settle in and watch Looper. “Yippee-kai-yay Santa-fucker.”
