Beacon Hill resident Meghan Jones confessed tonight, after a long work week, that all she wants is a quiet, calm night in with her husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, and girlfriend’s boyfriend.

“I like to keep it simple,” said Jones with a lazy smile as she lounged on her sofa. “All I need now is some pasta, wine, and at least three lovers passive aggressively competing for my emotional and physical attention.”

But Jones says it’s her Snuggie who’s won her cuddly affections for tonight’s living room movie showing of “Coco.” After that?

“Not sure,” said Jones. “We might go to bed early or all go elbow-deep on each other— I could go either way.”

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