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Fired Seattle Police Chief Adrian Diaz Just Wondering If He Still Has to Pretend He’s Gay

Burnt Out ‘Seattle Pubic Storage’ Sign Significantly Less Charming Than ‘Tacoma Elf Storage’

Martin Selig Evicts Three Ghosts Sent to Teach Him a Lesson About Christmas

McDonald’s Employee Can’t Wait to Spend $60k Bounty on Overnight Stay at Hospital

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Real Fake Ad

Fired Seattle Police Chief Adrian Diaz Just Wondering If He Still Has to Pretend He’s Gay

Burnt Out ‘Seattle Pubic Storage’ Sign Significantly Less Charming Than ‘Tacoma Elf Storage’

Martin Selig Evicts Three Ghosts Sent to Teach Him a Lesson About Christmas

McDonald’s Employee Can’t Wait to Spend $60k Bounty on Overnight Stay at Hospital