The Needling

Real Fake Ad

First President to Honor Indigenous Peoples’ Day Treats Self to a Little Genocide

Libertarian Friend Finally Admits He’s Just An Asshole

SPD Recruitment Test Standards Lowered to Just Coloring Inside the Thin Blue Line

Amazon Promises Warehouse Workers Will Only Endure Inhumane Conditions Until Automation Replaces Them All

The Needling's intrepid and completely unbiased reporters provide Native Seattle-area residents, newcomers, California carpetbaggers and people born here sometime in the last century earnestly inauthentic analysis of local news and culture.

⁣

Have a headline for us?

Send it to Submit@TheNeedling.com.

The Needling

5 Creative Ways to Come Out As Straight and Monogamous in Seattle on National Coming Out Day

Mayor Harrell Proposes Surveillance Technology to Better Monitor Nudist Beach

Two-Drink Limit Imposed After Knitting Needle Fight at New Capitol Hill Crochet & Coffee Café

Real Fake Ad

First President to Honor Indigenous Peoples’ Day Treats Self to a Little Genocide

Libertarian Friend Finally Admits He’s Just An Asshole

SPD Recruitment Test Standards Lowered to Just Coloring Inside the Thin Blue Line

Amazon Promises Warehouse Workers Will Only Endure Inhumane Conditions Until Automation Replaces Them All