Pike Place Market Workers Begin Throwing Impossible Salmon
Pike
Place Market’s famous fishmongers began a new Seattle tradition this week with
the hurling of Impossible Salmon, the latest meat-like lab-made concoction from
vegan-friendly company Impossible Foods.
Fish throwers say they’re trying as hard as Impossible...
Ghost of Jimi Hendrix Also Bummed It Has to Drive to Renton to Visit Grave
Ghost of late guitar legend Jimi Hendrix reluctantly visited his Renton Highlands gravesite under the duress of out-of-town guests today, a Greenwood Memorial Park groundskeeper confirmed.
“Man, whatever you got waiting for you in Renton...
Is Your Bod Ready For Chowder Season?
It’s that time again, Seattle! The Pacific Northwest’s favorite winter warmer is on tap around the city, with local microchowderies pumping out piping hot pints of creamy, clammy New England nectar.
We asked five locals...
Couple’s Photos from Seattle Vacation Actually Taken in Vancouver, B.C.
Today friends and family of a couple who just came back from their Seattle vacation were treated to an Instagram carousel of the lovebirds posing in front of the city’s most iconic landmarks, including...
Beth’s Cafe Celebrates 10,000th Heart Attack
Seattle’s favorite greasy spoon since 1954 and home of the 12-egg omelet, Beth’s Café, proudly announced today that it had reached its 10,000th customer heart attack.
The achievement is a record-breaking milestone long coveted...
New King County Mental Health Initiative Mandates Juanita’s Chips and Beecher’s Mac & Cheese be Covered by Insurance
Heeding the call to beef up local mental health resources as the Seattle area enters the thick of rainy post-holiday season during a seemingly never-ending pandemic, King County public health officials announced today that...
Kitchen-Dick, Woodcock Roads Finally Join OnlyFans
Decades-long diehards for steamy, Olympic Peninsula couple Kitchen-Dick Road and Woodcock Road are in luck tonight as the pair announced they’ve finally joined OnlyFans.
“We know how many of you over the years have really...
Liberated Woman Excited to Leave First Scathing Yelp Review in Months
Following several harrowing months of being deprived the capitalist comforts guaranteed to her by the United States Constitution, a newly liberated Kent woman has heroically returned to her essential work as a prolific, one-star...
Everett Bikini Barista Stand Revealed As Stealth Starbucks
A full decade after the Capitol Hill 15th Avenue Coffee & Tea Raid of 2009, the Stealth Starbucks concept has struck again – this time in Everett where raging customers just discovered the truth...
Mayor Durkan Brings Sonics Back to Seattle Center Food Court
Fulfilling a promise she made long ago, today Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan announced that she’s finally brought the Sonics back to the Seattle Center food court.
“It took years of lobbying and negotiation to make...
