Seattle Couple Plans Destination Wedding for West Seattle

Recently engaged Seattle lovebirds Kevin Hwang and Trucy Schmidt have announced that their destination wedding will take place on the far-flung shores of West Seattle. As they continue booking...

Twin Peaks Fan Pretends to Not Be Disappointed with Actual Double R Diner

Twin Peaks devotee Craig Peterson heroically mustered enough strength Wednesday to conceal the cavernous expectation gap between the show’s Double R Diner and the reality of the fictional restaurant’s North Bend setting...

Bainbridge Island Thinks It’s Probably Time for You to Leave

Although its local merchants certainly appreciate your business, Bainbridge Island thinks it might be time for you to start headin' home, shopkeepers have hinted. “We love the vibrancy city...

Mom Insists Waiting In Line For “Original Starbucks” Worth It

Disregarding repeated protests from her grown daughter, Ohio mother Susan Varlick insisted that no line could be long enough to keep her from getting coffee from the “original Starbucks” at “Pike’s Place.”...

Every Belltown Restaurant Now a Tom Douglas Restaurant

With his acquisition of the Subway at Third and Lenora, Tom Douglas has now expanded his restaurant empire to include every restaurant in Belltown. “Subway presented by Tom Douglas...

Vegan Wants Authentic Southern Food Experience

Moments after being seated at Junebaby, Ravenna’s James Beard Award-winning Southern food restaurant, vegan Jenny Park formally announced to her friend and server that she could not wait to finally experience authentic...

Cranky Mom On Vacation Actually Did Have Sand In Vagina

Doctors have successfully removed a record two pounds of glistening white sand from a Seattle woman after she returned from her family vacation to Mexico. For two weeks, Seattle...

Minnesota Dad Unconvinced That Seattle Isn’t on the Coast

Despite pleadings from a son who has lived in Seattle for more than a decade, Minnesota father of five Tim Edwards remains resolute in his findings that the city of Seattle lies...

Seattle Coffee Shops Thrust Back at Starbucks Porn Ban

A collective of independent coffee shops in Seattle are firing back at Starbucks’ plan to ban pornography from their in-store wifi, offering customers the kind of double-dicking, elbow-deep, all-anal action that leaves absolutely nothing...

Death Toll Climbs in Ballard Dessert Shop Turf War

Fighting between factions of Ballard’s trendy dessert establishments continued to escalate this weekend with no signs of abating. The Hot Cakes and Frankie and Jo’s alliance has been...

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