Neighborhood Dads’ Lawn Care Cycles Sync After Father’s Day Fishing Trip
In a testament to how deeply they bonded together on a Father’s Day fishing trip this last weekend, the lawn care cycles of a local group of Beacon Hill neighborhood friends have reportedly synchronized.
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Seattle’s Anti-Homeless Architecture Enters Art Deco Phase
Seattle’s elite are rejoicing today after the installation of new public fixtures with stylized geometric details designed to ward off people have signaled that the city’s hostile anti-homeless architecture is finally entering its Art...
Eastside Woman Thinks Seattle Friends Will Hang Out at Her Place Too
After stocking up her new Newcastle duplex with West Elm finishings for the living room and patio, Jennifer Rawley says she can’t wait for her Seattle friends to come over sometime on the weekend....
Fremont Solstice Organizers Draw Line at Naked Unicyclists
As onlookers eagerly awaited the free-spirited Fremont Solstice Parade’s naked bicyclists, event organizers announced that for the first time they had to draw line on who could participate when a band of naked unicyclists...
Woman Caught Sipping Pumpkin Spice Latte Month Earlier Than Legally Permitted Arrested
Today a local woman who thought she could get away with sneaking in a pumpkin spice latte a full month before it’s legal just because it was a little bit cloudy and crisp for...
Seattle Barbie Movie Audiences Baffled by Pointy Things Women Are Walking On
As throngs of people set out to watch and celebrate the long-anticipated Barbie movie now out in theaters, Seattle audiences were reportedly baffled by why so many of the female characters were painfully walking...
Wildlife Camera Catches First Footage of Walking Rainier Bottle Mating with Ivar’s Dancing Clam
Today a hidden wildlife camera caught the first known footage of the much-rumored and not-until-now confirmed mating ritual between two of the Pacific Northwest’s most majestic and elusive beasts: the walking Rainier “R” bottle...
Did You Know? Corpse Flower Placed Inside Bezos Balls to Mimic Actual Scent of Bezos’ Smelly Balls
Many know that corpse flowers like the one hundreds flocked to sniff during its rare bloom at the Bezos Balls over the weekend are famous for smelling exactly like rotting flesh. But did you...
Experts Recommend Breaking Up Workday By Tossing Laptop Into Puget Sound, Walking In After It
With summer in full swing and work more stressful than ever, experts have started to recommend breaking up your workday by tossing your laptop into the Puget Sound, walking in after it, and just...
Amazon Responds to Work-from-Home Demands by Buying All Employees’ Homes
After an unprecedented walk-out from thousands of Amazon employees today urging the company to take stronger climate action and reconsider its return to office mandate, the tech giant has responded by buying all their...
