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The Needling's intrepid and completely unbiased reporters provide Native Seattle-area residents, newcomers, California carpetbaggers and people born here sometime in the last century earnestly inauthentic analysis of local news and culture. Have a headline for us? Send it to Submit@TheNeedling.com.

Amtrak Ad Reminds People That When Their Trains Crash, They’re Already on the Ground

City Council Grants Tourists Stuck Driving Through Pike Place Landmark Status

SPD Arms Officers With Bookzookas to Cover Library Closures

First Capitol Hill Resident in History Visits Friend in Other Neighborhood

New Supercharged Light Rail Escalators Launch Passengers Straight From Northgate to Angle Lake

Shoreline City Council Debates Who Gets to Hold the Giant Chainsaw at Light Rail Ribbon-Cutting Ceremony

Boeing Execs Sneak Into Museum of Flight to See What A Safe 737 Looked Like

Couple Who Killed 17 Houseplants This Year Announces They Are Ready to Have a Baby

Fish and Wildlife to Consider Re-Introduction of Bears to Capitol Hill

Report: Wild Raccoon Would Love to Be Adopted By You, If You Just Had the Courage To Make the First Move

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