An unlikely surprise awaited Amazon employee Hayden Markwell when he walked into South Lake Union’s Whole Foods Market this afternoon.
“Oh shit: Guess who’s bringing in the green now?” said Markwell as he rolled up to the store’s rare 2 for $16 avocado bin for Prime members only. “No one’s getting my Whole paycheck today!”
As soon as he gets the avocados back to his Belltown condo, Markwell says they’re “getting smashed, bro.”
“This homemade guac I’m about to make is so much cheaper than the $64 stuff they sell at the store – always looking for a bargain!” Markwell said as he got in line. “Once we get completely rid of these cashier thingies, sales like these will literally feel like a steal!”