1. Copper River
2. King
3. Coho
4. Chinook
5. The Ol’ Silverskinned Boat Boarder
6. Shiny Lips
7. Milt Machine
8. Chum Salmon
9. Mookie Blaylock
10. He Who Shall Not Be Microwaved
11. Puff Daddy Featuring The Lox
12. Pinkish Salmon
13. I want to impress my girlfriend’s parents but I can’t afford crab
14. Humpies
15. The Slippery Water Pheasant
16. Salmalamadingdong
17. A scaly mug of the pink stuff
18. Leonard Cohon
19. Pike’s Place Market missiles
20. Anal-fin-havers
21. Canned
22. Long Live the Pixies
23. Pink Gorbuscha-chev
24. I love it when you call me King Flop-pa
25. Turkey of the Sea
26. Stream weasel
27. River pigeon
28. Papa Orca’s Summertime Snack Attack
29. The Pink Jiggler
30. Ol’ Fishy Bastard
31. Your Aunt’s Boyfriend
32. Craig
33. Sea Trout
34. Daddy’s Lil Dippin Dot
35. The Coho Brothers
36. Delivery vessel for butter, dill and lemon
37. The Vito Corleone of the Sea Shorey
38. Chum gutters
