For at least the tenth time this month, Peter Franklin, 46, got out of bed and donned a Star Wars T-shirt before heading to a tech job in downtown Seattle.

“Nothing gets me more ready to seize the day than representing for the Jedis,” said Franklin. “I also need to keep my focus on what’s important — coding and Star Wars — so I need to keep it simple style-wise.”

Franklin went on to talk about how cool it was that the latest movie displayed how the Millenium Falcon acquired its awesome navigation computer. Franklin received a model Millenium Falcon kit recently for his birthday, and hung it in his room next to the Star Destroyer he received last year.

“Most people don’t understand that a parsec is a unit of distance, but that that’s exactly what makes the Millenium Falcon so fast,” Franklin explained. “It’s the special little details people completely miss when they’re spoiled by useless distractions like fashion or social skills.”

At press time, Franklin was explaining to his son, yet again, why the prequels suck and how Lucas lost his touch.

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